My Zombie Insurance is the ORGINAL and #1 zombie insurance provider in the world, recommended by home builders, general insurance companies, and undertakers.

How do we protect you from costly, unexpected zombie-related bills? Here are a few ways:

We're the Original. As with any brilliant idea, there are copycats, and My Zombie Insurance has no shortage of copycats lately. Do you want the best? Do you want the original? Look no further than MZI.

Coverage for Life. Once you're insured, you're covered for life. No renewal necessary, no renewal fees or yearly fees. You're all set.

Coverage Beyond Your Regular Insurance. General insurance companies do not cover you in case of a zombie-related incident. Just as you would purchase flood insurance in addition to your homeowners insurance, zombie insurance is an important supplement to any general or umbrella insurance plan.

No Dollar or Time Limits Per Claim. Some policies only pay up to a certain amount to cover a zombie-related injury or property damage, which means that once that amount is reached, you are stuck paying for the remaining cost. Instead, My Zombie Insurance policies have annual limits that are fully reinstated each year, regardless of previous claims.

Comprehensive Kit. You will receive your insurance card, proof of insurance certificate, and "Protected By" window decal by mail to ward off potential zombie attacks.

If this is a gift, don't worry – the name field on the certificate is intentionally left blank for the recipient to put whatever they like. The member ID card has a unique ID # and a signature panel on the back.

One-time fee of $9.99. Regular Price $12.95